That floating Governuts thing below, BTW, is the menu. psst..  wanna buy a domain?
The GoverNuts do not exist.  We are Wizards of Mass Delusion.  (WMD, for those too slow to get the message.) The GoverNuts - Political Graffiti
We can crop up at any election time and say anything.  Such as  Novus Ordo Seclorum.
The Nuts are ex-politicos that just want to fun, have - we do.  

The GOP holds a party
And puts a gorilla with religion at the door
While the democrats gather down at the river
And pass around the hat for more.
      From "Politika Rock".

Here is Flineo's fun YouTube Video

Written around our song Chicago Politics.



!1/4 Website

Below are the songs as they appear on the album.

No. I lied. I'm a political consultatnt (ex- forgive me). I put the folk song first, because I felt like it. Woke Up is actually the third song on the lay.  But, it sure puts a good face on the opportunity we have to reintroduce the GoverNuts to Americolonions!

I wrote most of the stuff here.  I got help.  DMB is a writer and editor for a very conservative paper that confronts even moderates.  BOO is a famous songwriter in Europe.   BJ is a left-hearted, holosteric ivy-minded, pointed writer with Applalachian sensibility.   The words on this site are partly poetic.  The music is rock/blues/folk.  Then again, all is not what it seems.  We have tapes and CDs. But I don't want you to buy any.   Just enjoy the site.  We have uploaded all the lyrics and the recordings of each song in simple mp3 format.  Here it goes:




WE WOKE UP AND SAW WHAT THEY’D DONE
(Folk)
POLITIKA ROCK (Big Money)
(Rock)
CHICAGO POLITICS
(Pop/Rock)
POOR MAN’S BLUES
(Pop/Blues)
CHICKEN LIVERATION
(dunno)
PORNOGRAPHIC PIT
(dunno)
HAIL TO THE MOB
(dunno)
THE LAWMAN
(dunno)
THE RING
(Rock)
BUGLE CALL RAG
(Bluegrass)

Lookalike a Wokalar to me!
If it looks like something - then it usually is.

A New World Order
Bonus Track: Wealthy Politician 22sec. 350k

This project was paid for by TaxPayers' Dogmas, spread accross all 57 states. No politicians were mamed in the production of said no-bid concerts and no new clear waste was perliferated. Panamanians don't speak latin and dogs don't like being picked up by their ears.


When was the last time you died? According to voter records in many states you have been voting long after you are dead. BTW. How good IS your internet access behind the pearliy-gate firewall? If you are seeing this, and you are dead, you are most likely on the dead voters list.

You should have done this long ago. But you can do it now and here. Assign your After-Death Voting Rights to the ones you love. If you have a color printer, it is soo cool because it prints an original parchment paper equivilent of the Official Chicago After Death Ballot.

We are OK. But these folks (http://politicalhumor.about.com) are FUNNY!


If you are looking for REAL NEWS feast at RampsErUs





The only thing worse than a hopeless romantic is a hopeful one. -Playwrite Neil Simon.

The GoverNuts:

More Bonus cuts:

These bonus tracks are going to grow. We plan on writing some more political songs that will be listed above in the GoverNuts section. The below songs are just some tunes that came from GoverNut participants at various times in their lives. Many of these songs have not been published. All are copyrighted, as are the Political Graffiti songs. Though all are good works, some are from basement tapes. So listen for the words and music and enjoy. Help Share the Fun. If there are songs on here that you want to share with a lot of your friends, and if you have your own web site, please put a link to us on your site. An email from you to me, letting me know you are doing this favor will result in an official ok from The Governuts.

The following two cuts were released on the Middle Class Man Album, recorded in Morgan Studios in London. Not political Satire.

Our Deal  Seems the earth became to soft to fight, it had to give.. in every way.

Thank You All  Featuring Phil Kenzie on saxophone and female vocalist (Lisa Striker) from the Dark Side of the Moon LP fame.

These next ones were recorded during my freer days. I used to travel around with a mini studio in my van and made music wherever there were people who could play and sing.

Buy My Record was recorded at Green Creek with the father of WV Green singing Base.

Write Me A Song   A short little silly ditty that came to life under the capitol dome.

Shave My Buns used to be called I'd Shave My Ass and I'd Walk Backwards. But the tune got sentenced to the "Political Correction Institute of Technocracy". Recorded in DC.

Flying Blind is based on a true story about a Hilton Head developer getting lost in the clouds. Recorded at Snowshoe Mountain Resort. OK. Some of us would check the weather report before flying into the WV mountains in the winter! 5M.


Home Grown was recorded on a farm, and I have no idea what it is about.

This next one was recorded at a university studio. I should have been in politics because I convinced the professor to give me some comp studio time in exchange for me teaching him how to make his 4 track studio act like 24.

WV Heart  If I could make a living selling dreams I think I’d make a killing. And, all I’d do is dream a dream of you.

This next one was recorded at a studio on Roanoke Virginia. The piano player was the pianist for Barbara Streisand on many of her albums and tours. It is a really sweet song that William Shakespeare came and wrote while we were sleeping.

SongMaker
Dodi sings this. Sweet. DMB wrote the words. I wrote the music. We wrote this on a mid (or whas that Mississippi) summer’s night, while visiting one of his many ex-wives.

 

We now have some serious politician bashing to do. I, and the new members of my team (WAGJAG) are working on some stuff that will rock this election cycle. Does anybody have any ideas? If so, email them to.. hum.. I need to set up an email for this. OK. Wait. I’m not responsible. I'm just the hacker who found this site and created the bogus content you just read.

Later.



 



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We don't want to be contacted. We gave at the office.


Claimer: The word GoverNuts was inspired by Bob Hudson and Ron Landry,
whose Hudson & Landry recording "Astro-nut" still cracks me up.


Signed: - A. GoverNut.